Recipes for Real Life Sh*t

How to Stay Sane Around Kids (w/ Daddy Jon & Uncle Ben) - Episode 102

December 24, 2020 Ben McPhee & Jon Corbin Season 1 Episode 2
Recipes for Real Life Sh*t
How to Stay Sane Around Kids (w/ Daddy Jon & Uncle Ben) - Episode 102
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Don't get us wrong, of the many similarities we share with Trick Daddy, we also love the kids. But let's not try to pretend - especially going through a pandemic - that they don't have the astounding ability to drive us nuts. OH EVERYBODY IN YOUR FAMILY IS RATIONAL AND RESPECTFUL AND STOIC AND ALL THE KIDS YOU KNOW ARE EXCLUSIVELY BLISS AND READY TO RUN FOR OFFICE? 

Cool, you don't need us. For everyone else, here are a bunch of handy ingredients to help keep the balance. 

Intro
Interesting Facts About Kids & The People Who Have Them
Jon's 1st Ingredient: BRIBERY
Ben's 1st Ingredient: ALCOHOL
Jon's Substitution Ingredient
Jon's 2nd Ingredient: DEFLECTION
Ben's 2nd Ingredient: A DISTRACTING SHTICK
Jon's 3rd Ingredient: LEAD BY EXAMPLE
Ben's 3rd Ingredient: TREAT THEM LIKE ADULTS
Jon's 4th Ingredient: HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD
Ben's 4th Ingredient: ACTUALLY ANSWER THEM
Jon's 5th Ingredient: OBLIVION
Ben's Substitution Ingredient
Ben's 5th Ingredient: DON'T LET THEM CONSUME YOU
Awards: Who Did It Best / Who Did It Worst